sea breeze

When a person is sitting on a vault latrine, suddenly slamming down the lid on the other side of the latrine, creating a breeze which will travel through the vault latrine to the occupant on the other side.

I gave my friend a sea breeze while he was taking a crap.

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Chandraed

When you've been kicked out of your own desk or office space so the company exes can have a meeting or use your phone or computer.

I was chandraed this afternoon while the CEO talked to Dawn.

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Leo

A person who’s world is so convoluted with binary code, trance music and burning man nostalgia that they are unfamiliar with even the most overexposed pop-culture personalities.

He doesn’t know who Eminem is or how to pronounce David Bowie. What a Leo!

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Gabber Polka

The hybrid bastard of Gabber and Polka music, combining 19th century duple time Bohemian dance tunes with modern, heart-stopping 808 beats exceeding speeds of 300 BPM, making the hop-step-close-step Polka dance virtually impossible except when under the influence of methamphetamine cocktails.
Gabber Polka was conceived in 2003 by DJ Leo Ascarrunz of Bolivia and San Francisco writer/author laureate Tom Carter while programming streaming music for their web site.

Only three Gabber Polka songs are known to exist: one of traditional Gabber Polka named ‘Liechtensteiner Nightmare,’ another of the more expressive Progressive Gabber Polka called ‘Crank & Beer,’ and the third of the underground Deep Progressive Gabber Polka named ‘Murder, Poland Style.’

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Progressive Gabber Polka

A sub-genre of Gabber Polka

See Gabber Polka

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Sasquatched

When the company IT person reconfigures the server, changes all the passwords, then quits.

All the computers are down; We've been sasquatched!

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