Mickey Mouse

The mascot of an evil corporation.

Bart Simpson wearing his mothers bra on his head thus making him look like Mickey Mouse on The Simpsons Movie, "Look at me! I am the mascot of an evil corporation!"

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Tonsil Penisitis

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).

Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.

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