Cumtrap

A woman who tricks a man into impregnate her just to have a physical reason to use his funds or assets.

Guy 1: "So I hear Joe got that chick pregnant last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, the result of flashing to much! Im surprised he didn't see the cumtrap coming."

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Disqualified

An event or action in which you must immediatly drop the offending party.

Guy 1: "Why did everyone split on Jake last night"

Guy 2: "..After he said we should take beers to the ass I disqualified his ass"

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