Imported American Cheese

A really good version of something that shouldn’t be good at all.

That hotel’s restaurant is 5-star and can make even the simplest thing taste good. Even their grilled cheese and soup tastes better than you expect. They must use Imported American Cheese or something.

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rhythmic sloshing

The noise you hear when a couple in an apartment near you is having sex in a large tub.

First I heard the water run and fill the tub followed by the couple laughing and splashing around together. Later, all I heard was moaning and rhythmic sloshing.