Dickroy

A chronic masturbator that prefers sitting Indian style in various driveways to perform his craft.

Todd, get the shotgun and get that Dickroy off our driveway before he ejaculates.

Thirty-three

A hall of fame level cock size. Also the square root of 66

Did you see thirty-three’s hang down, that’s a lethal weapon.

Shanaster

Someone who engages in shanastery, tomfoolery, bullshit, or shady dealings

Mike Oxbig, puts Vaseline on his driver, he’s a Shanaster.