Thirty-three

A hall of fame level cock size. Also the square root of 66

Did you see thirty-three’s hang down, that’s a lethal weapon.

Dickroy

A chronic masturbator that prefers sitting Indian style in various driveways to perform his craft.

Todd, get the shotgun and get that Dickroy off our driveway before he ejaculates.

Shanaster

Someone who engages in shanastery, tomfoolery, bullshit, or shady dealings

Mike Oxbig, puts Vaseline on his driver, he’s a Shanaster.