Minnesota Car Wash

Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.

We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!

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Jean-Buster

1) An erection so powerful it could rip through jeans.
2) A "raging mega-huge boner"

M:"Damn, did you see that skirt!?"
A:"Dude, just looking at her is giving me a jean-buster"

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