toptwophobia

(Top-Two-Phobia)
The fear of getting to the top two of Fortnite or PUBG just to die.

Mike: Hey, do you want to play Fortnite?
Steve: *sweating profusely* No.. I have toptwophobia...

clotheds

The opposite of nudes.

Rick: Yo dude, did you see Alice's clotheds?
Steve: What? I got nudes.. Tough luck man.

11👍 2👎