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often happens in a blackout, where your power goes down and you cannot watch porn.
Rick: these are some scary times Jim, scary times.
Jim: well it cant be as bad as the porn out of 2002.
Rick:yea i suppose your right
27π 10π
dumping a pallet of jizz on an al-queda member.
those disrespectful terrorists get whats coming to them, al jizzera on all of them.
35π 17π
when someone likes to have cigarettes put out on their butthole.
hey i heard staceys an ashhole.
2π 2π
a baby who is born on the streets of new york through the process of piled up condoms and a sewer rat. typically occurs on tuesdays.
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when youve seen a porn thats so horrific you cant get it out of your head.
i got a case of the porn horrifioso today
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the act of ripping a monstrous fart during 69 only to have your girl give it right back at ya.
i thought i let my girl know how much she means to me by ripping a massive air dragon during 69 and she in turn showed me the loopty poot.
16π 1π
Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in Γ’ΒΒCurb Your EnthusiasmΓ’ΒΒ Season 2 Episode 5 titled Γ’ΒΒThe ThongΓ’ΒΒ.
Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.
168π 26π