Windows Vista

A Windows-based Operating System, released on October 22, 2009. It's base upon Windows XP made it functional in stock condition. Upon adding internet access and downloads to this concoction, Vista goes into Hyper-Security mode. It asks users constantly whether or not they want to let a program run.

In fact, it's so secure, it's material equivalent is not of titanium, continental crust, nor is it of wood. It's of swiss cheese.

Julia: Hey, Marissa! I just upgraded to Windows Vista. I'll be more secured than ever!

Marissa: May god have mercy on your computer's digital soul.

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fire-cracka

A Caucasian pyromaniac, typically seen with fireworks on all limbs and a sparkler sticking out of his erect penis's urethra.

Didn't I tell you to tell your husband to stop with the dick fireworks? bitch i will cut you! And as for you, Fire-Cracka, you crazy!

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