Lubin’ and Toobin’

The term used to describe Jeffrey Toobin’s jerking session while on a conference call in front of the other people; which in turn led him to get suspended.

Did ya hear about that Lubin’ and Toobin’ on the news?

Y'on't

Hick for "you want". Most southern men use this.

"Ey buddy y'on't to bring me a beer?"
"Sure thang!"

Blue Stuff

Also known as the blue Hawaiian Punch (Polar Blast).

"Hey, can you bring me a glass of some Blue stuff"

Yain't

Pronounced: Exactly how the world looks.
Hick for "You ain't". Every redneck uses this at least twice a day.

"..Hey I'm gonna go to my frien-"

"Yain't!"