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The term for Monkey Scrotum.
Bully: but peter, I have MS!
Peter: You hear that chris? Now he's bragging that he has a monkey scrotum!
Chris: NO DAD!
392π 192π
The form of BALLINNNN except in video games.
*does very skilled move in megaman EXE*
Andrea : THAT WAS SO BRAWLINNNNN
13π 6π
The man who memorized some numbers of Pi. He is also a sexy beast who has long flowy hair. He is related to Kirby. Who has also memorized more numbers of Pi than Hans. He is the man who always adds the last name to Matt. He would be fun to draw because he has a nice a hat. He is better than math than some Asians.
HOLY CRAP. ITS HANS. I'M HOT FOR HIS BALLS.
251π 148π
1. What MSooRi wants to do to a certain person in his school.
2. When a guy gets his ass up to a girl causing that girl to crawl up into the corner and get trapped. After that, many spectators will watch the corner that has a mouse eating Robbie F. After that, Snoop dogg will come out of nowhere and start playing Eminem songs. Eminem will then go to Mcdonalds and order a Whopper. When he finally does get a whopper, he leaves without paying and without getting the whopper. He gets a tape measure and asks the cashier to place the whopper on the tape measure. He talks to the cashier through a cup telephone. When he finally does get a whopper, he goes to where the "jiggy" is. He watches and laughs. The girl starts crying and finds a crab. She shoves the crab down the guy's pants, causing the crab to say "NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK NYAHH!!! IM A CRAB!! I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!!" Everyone will yell out that the crab is a demon fox and burn it. They will then eat it and have some nice good demon in their stomachs.
THE END.
1. Matt: hey. Hey Alex. Wanna get jiggy with it?
Alex: only if I get to shove TWO crabs down your pants.
Matt: ...Fine.
20π 43π
The signature move of the awesome-ness Matthew J. Pinches. When combined with the mass destruction of his Power run, there will be utter chaos.
David: OH HAMBURGERS!!! MY OLDER BROTHER IS COMING TOWARDS ME WITH HIS POWER PUMMEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!
Matthew J. Pinches: HAH HAH!! That's what you get for taking my wrestling doll!!
4π 13π
A very annoying thing that happens on TV when trying to watch your program. Used for advertising retarded products but really meant to piss you off. Once in a while, the commercial will actually advertise something useful instead of something like "Pixos".
Tom : I got so pissed off at the commercial, I just turned off the TV and started smashing bricks.
Rick : Just try watching infomercials.
19π 6π
The man with abs of steel. Not only is he too sexy for his clothes, but he's smart as hell too. You would want to feel him up. Even if your a guy. ESPECIALLY if your a guy. He's so attractive, he turns straight men gay. Unfortunately, his heart belongs to nobody.
Teacher : You're so sexy robbie, want to go behind the portable and... ahem?
Robbie : No teacher, not only are you a male, but my heart belongs to nobody.
Teacher : *runs out crying*
Hot girl : what about me robbie?
Robbie : No. You may be very sexy and italian, but still... My heart belongs to nobody.
Other kid : wait... If the teacher is gone crying, then who will teach us??
ROBBIE!! YOUR SO SEXY AND SMART, WHY DON'T YOU TEACH US??
Robbie: fine. but nobody better come on to me...
other hot girls: too late!
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