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Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.
Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.
A mojito cocktail that is served in a gay bar- typically a mixture of rum, simple syrup, mint, and lime.
Randy was forced to bitch-slap Antoine, due to the unwanted sexual advances forced upon him in the local gay bar. Blame it on too much drinking of the Homojito.
Days of the week abbreviation: (W)ednesday (T)hursday (F)riday
A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F ...
A week off from marriage to do whatever you want without consequences.
Guy 1:
I am headed off to Vegas for a week of unbridled debauchery and serious shananigans.
Guy 2:
What? Did you get a Hall Pass from your wife?
Guy 1:
Yes, actually I did.
Guy 2:
Lucky!
A beloved Sesame Street character who is green and furry, possessing a negative disposition on life. His name is Oscar.
Him? Oh, that's Oscar the Grouch. He lives in a trash can.
A heart-felt feeling of sadness occuring when a long-listened to radio station suddenly changes formats, and with little or no warning, your regularly listened to programing entertainment is gone.
A sure sign of tough economic times, after many years, 97.1 Free FM in Los Angeles switched formats from Talk Radio to Top 40. Gone are my daily favorites such as Adam Carolla in the morning, and Tom Leykis in the afternoon. I felt that these DJ entertainers were like family to me after listening to their programs for years. I am feeling depression and anxiety since I can't get my daily fix, something I can only describe as Radio Station Withdrawal.
Mouth to genital stimulation. Also referred to as "fellatio"- when done to a male, and "cunnilingus" when done to a female.
Example 1: Dick had oral sex with Jane. Jane had oral sex with Dick. (i.e. Dick's Dick. Pun intended).
Example 2: Jane was able perform cunnilingus on herself, much to Dick's surprise, curiosity, and delight. Quite a scene! (Jane was a contortionist and gymnast.)