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W T F

Days of the week abbreviation: (W)ednesday (T)hursday (F)riday

A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F ...

by MTF November 14, 2011

14πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Hall Pass

A week off from marriage to do whatever you want without consequences.

Guy 1:
I am headed off to Vegas for a week of unbridled debauchery and serious shananigans.

Guy 2:
What? Did you get a Hall Pass from your wife?

Guy 1:
Yes, actually I did.

Guy 2:
Lucky!

by MTF February 25, 2011

176πŸ‘ 183πŸ‘Ž


Grouch

A beloved Sesame Street character who is green and furry, possessing a negative disposition on life. His name is Oscar.

Him? Oh, that's Oscar the Grouch. He lives in a trash can.

by MTF May 20, 2009

35πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Homojito

A mojito cocktail that is served in a gay bar- typically a mixture of rum, simple syrup, mint, and lime.

Randy was forced to bitch-slap Antoine, due to the unwanted sexual advances forced upon him in the local gay bar. Blame it on too much drinking of the Homojito.

by MTF July 3, 2010

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Minuscule

Very small or tiny.

An atom is minuscule. Depending upon your perception, the earth, solar system, or our known galaxy, could look minuscule from far away.

by MTF August 6, 2008

31πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


The Gilroy

A highly concentrated pheromone usually found in cologne or perfume, when applied to the nape of the neck, even in minuscule amounts, the scent will cause the opposite sex to become incredibly aroused with sexual passion and desire.

In Ocean's Thirteen, The Gilroy is when Matt Damon's character, Linus Caldwell (posing as Lenny Pepperidge in disguise), sets up Ellen Barkin's character, Abigail Sponder for seduction; and consequently ends up stealing the diamonds.

by MTF August 6, 2008

335πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Barack-In-The-Box

A novelty toy item released just days after Barack Obama being sworn in as 44th President of the United States. Simply turn a handle on the side of the box, hear the tune "Hail to The Chief", and "POP", there's Barack, a caricature of the new president grinning ear to ear!

Kid 1:
Hey, wanna play with my new Barack-In-The-Box?
Kid 2:
That ain't new, it's just an old Jack-In-A-Box. What did Barack do with Jack? Anyway, let's play!

by MTF January 22, 2009

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž