Just One Pump

The "Just One Pump" Frappuccino is the favourite drink of skinny bitches, along with the Vodka Diet Coke.

This is an option you can ask for when ordering your Frappuccino at Starbucks.

It refers to barristas pumping less sugar syrup into your drink to have less calories.
Barristas usually put 2 or 3 pumps in the cup, skinny bitches want only 1.

*At Starbucks*
- Hi darling, I just got out of my yoga class and I'm dying for a little booster. I'd like a Venti Coffee Frap with 2 extra shots of espresso. Just One Pump please.
- Sure. What name should I put on the cup?
- You don't recognize me bitch? I'm Kim Kardashian!

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Romp

vb. To romp, romped

Romping is the simultaneous action of silently burping and experiencing a subtle reflux of vomit in your mouth. Romping is usually accompanied by a bad acidic after taste.

One romps for a number of reasons including over eating, over drinking, over exercizing and situations of sheer disgust.

"Yesterday I had meatballs for lunch and romped half way through a sesh at Barry's Bootcamp"

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