Nape

A nautical cape. Often worn by a badass sailor. This sailor has sailed through the worst ocean conditions known to man and still dares to go out again.

Person 1: Hey, is that grown man wearing a cape?
Person 2: Nah dude, that guy is clearly an experienced sailor. Obviously he's wearing a Nape.

Volkswagen Eos

A seriously underrated model of car. This car's main attraction is the fully automatic hardtop roof. The roof lowers into the trunk in under 30 seconds. This car has so many problems it has an entire fanbase website called "www.vweosclub" that has active members, even thought the car has been discontinued for half a decade. This car also has a panoramic sunroof and a stock turbo engine. This is the best car you've never heard of.

Person 1: Hey man, didn't you get a new car?
Person 2: Well technically yes, but I actually bought a roof that happened to come with the Volkswagen Eos.