Backsplash Stain

Spotting and discoloration of a toiletseat's underside resulting from backsplash.

The backsplash stains were almost impossible to remove after yesterday's severe case of diarrhea.

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Underspare

Extra underpants needed in case of an emergency.

While on a business trip last week my companion accidentlly crapped his pants - good thing he packed anunderspare.

turd-licker

A person who uses excessive behavior to be considered for a job or promotion. Most serious and next in the series : brown-noser then ass-kisser then turd-licker.

My efforts of getting the promotion by being a brown-noser as well as an ass-kisser to the boss were outmatched by the actions of the turd-licker in our organization.

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Spraydiation Sickness

Illness produced by overexposure to flatulence particles (farticles) or odors.

Several people were hospitalized after being diagnosed with spraydiation sickness as a result of today's baked-bean eating contest.