1. What happen to Hillary Clinton
2. Talking trash to liberals still upset about the 2016 presidential election outcome.
1. Oh you thought Hillary was unstoppable. Sorry that your hope and dreams got Trump Smacked.
2. I'm bored...would you like to go Trump Smack some of those protesters?
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Being informed by a transgender advocate that there are more than 2 genders
I apologize for referring to you as a man. Guess I needed to be Gendercated
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A person who spontaneously decided their a Gangsta after watching a few hood movies or too much BET.
You think to yourself, "What the???? Weren't those cats wearing cowboy hats, wranglers, and belt buckles last year." Person walks up and say's "What up nigga." You reply, "Last year you called me a nigger, and now I'm your Nigga!" After person leaves you think to yourself, "I am getting tired of all these bitch ass Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas sprouting up out of nowhere."
The wall Trump says he will build to keep illegal immigrants out of the country.
I'm tired of all these illegals. I can't wait until they receive their free vacation to The Great Wall of Trump.
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When the Volunteer Editors of urbandictionary.com decide not to publish your word or phrase.
They did it again! That's the third time in the row they pulled an Urban Dic-Move on me.
The explanation you provided to your love interest of why they should give you a chance.
I can't do it no more. It's been 2 years of waiting. She needs to stop looking for Mr. Right when I'm right here. I'm about to drop A Recognize Speech on her and see what happens,
Someone who has a habit of sniffing their finger after touching parts of their body.
That's the 3rd time she dug in her butt and sniff her finger. She is a straight up Sniff Lord.