June

you're either an immortal, invincible ghost man that got slashed across the bridge of your nose and now have a scar by Matthias Corvinus, King of Hungary, in late 1462 when he had Vlad the Impaler imprisoned OR you're a gamer boy that works in theatre tech.

Jerry: holy shit, is that June?
Alexa: I heard he got a hair cut, but why does he look so fine???
Jerry: Damn. Guess I'm gay

Lonley

Something you will always be :-)

“R-I-p uR lonley @ss ayyy”

Zhong

A fellow who probably has a peculiar devotion to housework.

a malewife?

girl: "hey, what's your name?"
zhong: "I'm Zhong, why do you ask?"
girl: "malewife." <leaves>
zhong: "????"