counter terrorist

Anyone who hates themselves for working behind a counter and instead of getting a better job, projects that hate onto customers and then makes their shitty attitude and behavior seem like the customer's fault.

A counter terrorist may do any of the following:

Make you wait while they chat with other angry colleagues.

Roll their eyes whenever you ask a perfectly reasonable question.

Get mad about having to help you even though your cash pays their salary.

Act like they are smarter and superior to you while earning minimum wage.

Move as slow as molasses even though they clearly want to get rid of you.

Sue: Why don't you shop at insert name of any big chain store anymore?

Bob: The place is full of counter terrorists. I got sick of being treated like shit when all I wanted to do was spend some money. It's not my fault those people hate their jobs.

Sue: Well, it is difficult working with the public.

Bob: Then they should do something else and stop counter terrorizing innocent people.

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