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checking out my ass

An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.

Generally standing behind the person working.

Well, I was working on my car. Johnny was just drinking my beer and checking out my ass.

by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017

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Fluffy Nuts

A person who carries themselves with a sense of superiority solely derived from a position of authority, or some other unearned quality.

Whereas the person with big balls has the skill or physical prowess to back up their actions; the Fluffy Nuts merely appear big, but are actually only fluffy.

Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off the ladder

Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off that ladder, have them a mean mug and walked off.

by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017