April 18

National Velociraptor Awareness Day, National Animal Crackers Day, and National Lineman Appreciation Day! So as you can see, my date of birth is the best. :sunglasses:

Me: April 18 is my birthday.

Guy: Ok.

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893

Did you just look up 893? Why would you look up such a specific thing? Do you have the brain capacity of a grain of sand?

893 is such a specific number! Why would anyone look it up in the urban dictionary?

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big wet fart

Why did you look this up.

You're disgusting.

I have to say big wet fart in here.

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Fact Account

A Twitter account that shitposts about a certain character/object. They usually leave the fact community and turn into a parody account after they spend a while in the fact community.

Person 1: I heard you own a fact account. How is it?
Person 2: It's alright, but the community has some drama going on right now.

Slender

Little 12 year old idiots who are sexually attracted to Roblox girls and can't comprehend not breaking the rules by teaming. They usually have TikTok and tell people to "mic up".

Max: Hello!
Slender: eww your so trash. mic up bish.
Max: I'm just tryna play murder myster-
Slender: MIC UP COWARD
Max: ugh ok fine
(mics up)
Slender, in a squeaky 12 year old voice: Why u so trash, (racial slur)?
Max: At least I have the mental capacity to not be attracted to Lego girls.
Slender, in a squeaky high pitched voice: u have no family. *leaves call*

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j

It's literally just the letter j. Why did you look up the letter j.

j

498573298467

Why would you look this up? Do you have some sort of mental problem?

Person 1: 498573298467
Person 2: What?

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