Chungry

The state of being a thicc chungus and being hungry

"This is your third plate of nachos today. You must be chungry!"

whateverthefuck

A friend that is officially only a friend, but you really want to cuddle with / take care of them (and maybe go down on them in your imagination), but you gotta be really careful because you aren't single and you don't want your partner to think you're cheating because you definitely aren't actually cheating, but your imaginary fantasies about your friend are really strong, so you need a phrase to describe your percieved not-quite-girlfriend.

"Heyyyyy, I totally had a wet dream about my whateverthefuck last night."

"Wow be careful. Don't tell your boyfriend."

anti-rizz

When an attempt to flirt with, and/or ask out a woman is so absurd, out-of-place, or random that it fails horribly, leaving the woman confused and makes any witnesses feel secondhand embarassment or disgust towards the person that made the attempt.

Person 1: I can't believe Peter tried getting a girl's phone number by cold-approaching her at an ethics conference. That is the last place I would even think about trying to find a hookup,

Person 2: Did he actually think that would work??? That anti-rizz was shameless!