Junkie logic

Junkie logic is the logic used by junkies. It has several characteristics that distinguish it from normal logic. These include: a reliance on irrelevant information to support an argument, combining multiple unrelated assertions, and jumping to conclusions not based on fact or reality. Junkie logic is often self-serving, and the user can rationalize away even the most convincing evidence against them.

Max: "Hey James, I know you said that the world is round, but maybe that's just because it's from your perspective. I mean, from my perspective, it's all relative, you know? It's like, if I think that the world is flat, then it's flat. But if I think it's round, it's round. So you can't really say whether it's flat or round, it just depends on which on you choose."

James: "Man, get out of here with that junkie logic."

Chris Brown

Origin: Chris Brown, a known R&B singer, aged 19. He viciously attacked his girlfriend, Rhianna, while he was driving. The attack was caused by her questioning a number of text messages he received from a woman with whom he had a prior sexual relationship.

Def: To use physical violence towards a woman, esp. against one's significant other. Is not rooted in love, but is more commonly associated with ideas of "putting a woman in her place" and/or an inability to effectively communicate.

Girl: "Buy some shooooes!"
Guy: "STFU or I will Chris Brown that ass!"

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Guy 1: "What'd you do last night, bro?"
Guy 2: "My girl just wouldn't shut up about these text messages, so I had to Chris Brown her."
Guy 1: "..."

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