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porch shit

When somebody shits on a neighbors porch.
Usually expresses deep hatred.
Can be used to end feuds between neighbors.
Will piss off the targeted neighbor to an unbelievable degree.

Dude 1: I've been feuding with that damn neighbor for years! He just took a Porch Shit!

Dude 2: I Wish I'd been there to see it.

Dude 1: I got a picture! I'm sending it to the homeowners association!

by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014


donkey fucker

A person you hate. Used as an insult, literally meaning "he who fucks a donkey"
stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.

My roommate kept me up till 5 talking to his girlfriend. I hate that donkey fucker.

That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.

by Macgyverman1123 January 10, 2014

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spite fence

When a homeowner constructs an extra tall fence on the section of his property that borders a neighbor's land that he hates. Can be made to obstruct a view, such as in a mountain range.

Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.

Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence!

Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!

by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014

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