pornucopia

An abundant supply of pornography.

(An amalgamation of porn and cornucopia)

Known misspelling: pornacopia

Dave's got a pornucopia on his external hard disk.

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motorcade maker

Synonym of parade maker. A motorist who drives well below the maximum speed limit, causing a long tailback of vehicles, thus giving the impression of said vehicles driving in convoy.

"I couldn't get Frank to the station on time, 'cause some motorcade maker held up the traffic for a good 2 miles."