Sharkbait

Pale, white tourists in a tropical area.
- they can be fed to the sharks

Used more often in small Hawaiian towns.

Ike: Mann, check out the sharkbait by the Foot Locker

Kai: They're whiter than Paris Hilton!

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Tap That Time Machine

Finding a person who you think may have been physically attractive in the past, and you would " tap that " if you had a time machine. (By going back to the past when he/she was attractive).

Iain: "Yo man! My French teacher Ms. Murray is so hot!"

Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."

Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."

Adam: "Agreed."

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