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When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until heâs walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
A sex position in a two man one woman threesome where the woman (preferably easy to lift and handle) holds herself up with her hands in a doggy style position and has her legs lifted up under one of the men from behind. The woman is sucking the other guyâs dick but because sheâs getting pounded so hard and fast, she continuously chokes on the guys dick, replicating someone revving up a chainsaw.
Ron: Jeremy and I just did the Texas chainsaw on this chick we found in the bar.
Jeremy: Yeah, it was amazing. She was on the verge of tears but she loved every bit of it.
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