Backmud

When you get shit on your back specifically when it's your own fresh shit.

Pops wha takin poo in the Bush and he fell back on his big fat smoging of a log and now has got Backmud

smoging

When something Is so viciously stinking that it creates a somewhat visible smog usually within a 10 metre radius.

Man: That big fat poo in the Bush over there is really starting to stink, hey pops is that your crap in the Bush over there?,

Pops: yeah it is I fell back on it and got me some Backmud,
Man: Fuckin hell cunt that Bush poo is Smoging aye can smell the dog cunt from here.

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Face Fucked

Another word for faceplant, When your face hits/fucks the ground.

Holly shit cunt he just face fucked the ground hahahahaha holly fuck you all good cunt?
What oh fuck I face fucked it real hard aye cunt hahaha,
Ya face fucked it off your bike cunt .