Shwit

You ever get put in a situation where you can't say "shit or Fuck"?? Is your nephew around drinking his fucking juice box and you just can't let it out? Well I've got the word from you!!
It's Shwit. A cross-breed of "Shit" and "what the fuck!" Unless this word is straight up swick. Since it is neither one of those words it is ok to say in any situation where inappropriate words are forbidden. Such as, dropping your phone in front of your infant cousin, forgetting to get milk from the store for your grandma, the possibilities are endless.

Pro tip:

If any befuddled human being says: "hey don't say the word "shit" when my child just put your phone in the toilet!"

You just need to tell them: "no I didn't say "Shit" I said "Shwit"

"Dude your son just fucked my daughter what the shwit??"

"Hey don't swear in front of your little sister!!"
"Oh shwit sorry"

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Slurshed

An adjective describing the state of inebriation that a person is or is going to be.

Exemplars:
"Hey bro what's good for tonight?"

"Idk yet but we're definitely getting slurshed right?"

"Swick"
"damn dude I'm so slurshed right now"

SLUt

SLUt

Is a very intricate word derived from the Latin root: slut and cross-contaminated with the acronym SLU. SLU translates to: the university of St. Lawrence. It is known that people who go to this school refer to it as "SLU". Due to the overwhelmingly high amount of unimaginative students the word SLUt was invented to make the word: "slut" seem less offensive. Since the word technically refers to a person being a student at SLU it isn't directly disrespecting the victim.

Side note: if you use this word without capitalizing the first three letters of the word you will come off as a major D-bag. So keep that in mind. Also if you decide to speak this out loud try to extend the U sound like: SLUU-T with a short T noise.

"Lauren your such a SLUt"

"Aww thanks macks"

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