Slurshed

An adjective describing the state of inebriation that a person is or is going to be.

Exemplars:
"Hey bro what's good for tonight?"

"Idk yet but we're definitely getting slurshed right?"

"Swick"
"damn dude I'm so slurshed right now"

slursh

When on unusually warm days a male's scrotum gets stuck to his leg and has to be peeled off causing discomfort.

I got a total slursh in my girlfriend's car the other day, and she looked at me funny when I peeled it off.

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Slursh

When someone’s face card is accepted and their body is tea

Oh my god! Colin jones is so slursh