Tpunami

1. A girl, usually angry, furious, or livid, who takes out her emotion by wreaking havoc on her surroundings.

2. A large herd of females, usually found in pursuit of a male for many reasons, including his good looks, previous douchebag actions, or participation in a Japanese prank.

Phil: "Brian, Bro, what happened to your face?"
Brian: "Let's just say... I tried breaking up with Kellie, and I felt the wrath of the Tpunami... girl can definitely throw a punch."

Chris: "Gawd, sometimes I feel cursed to be Canadian and have gorgeous blonde hair."
Gabe: "What in the world makes you say that?"
Chris: "I just spent the past hour running from a tpunami... apparently some teeny boppers thought I was The Biebs and decided to chase me, trying to get my autograph... fml."

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Gringar

A Gringo-detecting radar. Usually used by a gringo/gringa in a foreign country to detect others of their kind.

Kaci: "Wow, that girl sure is blonde for being Chilean,"
McKenzie: "Are you kidding me? She's totally decked out in North Face and she clearly has no clue where she's going. Definitely a gringa.. my gringar is never wrong. "

The Pork

1. A person, place, or thing with major swag.

Mac: "Dammit, we can't play King's Cup... we don't have any cards."
Monica: "Dude, I brought my deck!"
Brian: "Sick, Moni! You're The Pork!"

Joanie: "I can't go to eat with you guys.. I'm kind of broke..."
Diego: "Don't worry.. how 'bout we all hit up Costco for lunch? Costco samples are The Pork!"

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