Buncher

A person who's ass is so weak that they cannot hold their shit in

Karl, you are such a Buncher. You need to tuck your pants into your socks.

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Ring-Jobber

A person who seduces her boss by demonstrating her rim job skills by blowing impressive smoke rings

Emily: Sara, those are some impressive smoke rings. Are you practicing to be a ring-jobber?

Sara: Yes, I need to double my salary!

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BennyBomb

When the owner of a company's pet farts in the office

Holy crap, do you smell the BennyBomb that dog just made in my cubicle!