FMB's

Shorter way to say fuck me boots.
FOS's are the opposite of this, fuck off slippers.

Look at those FMB's she's wearing.

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Builders Elbow

Jodie Marsh's Nose, as described by Jordan

Jodie Marsh has got a nose like a builders Elbow

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Shoulder Boulders

Breasts, Usually large ones. A woman like this could alos be able to "Breastfeed a Creqche"

Oh my god, shes got huge shoulder boulders.

19👍 6👎

Crab Ladder

Line of hair that extends from pubic hair to bellybutton reigion.

Wow, now that i hit puberty ive grown a crab ladder!

80👍 19👎

Clay Pipe Inspector

A homosexual male

Look at him, he's a clay pipe inspector

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