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mad scientist

a scientist who invents crazy things, usually things that get beyond his scope of control, and may cause significant damage. He also may have a sick mind, or warped sense of humor.

Jamie, Matt, and Robert are mad scientists who live and work together in an old castle. Their latest invention is the six-dollar man, who did nothing but destroy their entire home, and laboratory. "Well, what do you expect for six dollars?" they said, and laughed.

The young mad scientist Kenny's new invention, Capital letter H, destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall, and leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew it would take years, to repair the significant damage to his home, and with the unhealthy economy, and Obamacare, at that.

by MadScientistTrio70 February 5, 2014

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recthead

a person with a rectangle-shaped head, or the head itself. Also may be used to mean someone with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a recthead.

On Sunday, December 28, 1986, Jamie and his friend Matt went box-sliding downhill, and lost their pom-pom snowhats, due to their big rectheads. Robert, Matt's little brother, always goes bareheaded, because he, too, has a recthead, and even is a recthead, himself. Mike, who just happened to witness it, was wearing a plain snowhat, and an overcoat, and thought,"What big rectheads Jamie, Matt, and Robert all are! I mean, to wear POM-POM snowhats, and not plain ones? Plain snowhats are the ideal snowhats these days! And to wear JACKETS, and not overcoats? Really! Such BIG rectheads!

by MadScientistTrio70 February 5, 2014


In The Mood

a hand-to-hand position, resembling a high-five, done as a warm-up exercise, in general, before some kind of physical activity, or sport. So called, because it reminds one of the famous Glenn Miller instrumental, of the title. A locker room dance, prior to a football game, or even prior to football practice, using hand-to-hand combat techniques, may be called "In The Mood."

Jamie, his friend Matt, and Matt's little brother, Robert, all did In The Mood, on Sunday, December 28,1986, before going box-sliding down the snowy hill.

When they were in high school, and played football, David, Greg, and Mel, who were all close pals, would do In The Mood,in the locker room,as a locker-room dance, prior to football practice or prior to a game.

by MadScientistTrio70 February 8, 2014

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