Rehanging Parliament (UK)

When a male adjusts his genitalia after his "member" (penis) slides out of his underwear through the gusset (briefs) or leg holes (boxer shorts)

Terminology

Hanging left :

. Voting New Labour
. Voting Labour
. Voting Miliband/The current leader of the Labour party

In the middle (inside the underwear)

. Parliament is in session
. The Liberal Democrats/ Lib-Dems are keeping the peace

. Clegg/leader of the Lib-Dems is in the office
. Parliament is organised

Hanging Right a.k.a:

. Voting Conservative

. Voting Tory
. Voting Cameron/The current leader of the Tory party

When the member/penis has been reinserted comfortably into the underwear/gusset of the underwear / the situation has been resolved:

. The ballots have counted
. The lib-dems/minority party have spoken
. Parliament is in session

A husband and wife are at home watching a movie when the husband fidgits, the wife notices the husband adjusting himself.

Wife: What are you doing?

husband: Rehanging parliament

Wife: What?

husband: I should be voting lib-dem, not labour

- Rehanging Parliament (uk)

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Nomicide

1. The word used to describe the act of homicide commited by domesticated pets, usually pampered/spoilt cats, who aren't fed on schedule

2. A fictional method of suicide in the lolcats universe where forgetful owners/humans forget to or don't feed a pet due to their attention being occupied by something meaningless or trivial.

The Pet in question, usually tempermental cat, murders their owner/s in a horrible,bloody and often VERY messy death.

A woman comes home to find the mutilated body of her teenage son on the living room floor, the look of terror on his face, blood splattered across his cloths, the walls, ceiling, floor & computer screen which displays the images of an M.M.O.R.P.G

Looking down at the floor, the cat can be seen looking at its handy work waging its tail in disproval of its former owners poor judgement, turning its head, the cat looks at the woman and meows in a short innocent sounding tone implying its innosence despite the obvious blood stains visible in its furr.

- Nomicide

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