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When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.
Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.
Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
Gypsy Ikea
When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"
When you hang out with Angela, and she leaves you smiling ear to ear because Angela is an amazing person and makes everyone feel amazing. She also cute af
Steve " hey Rob, why you so happy and smiling today? "
Rob " dude! I hung with Angela last night and that woman is simply amazing. I have a fierce Angover!"
Warm,.fuzzy cozy socks meant too keep your feetys snuggly and cozy all winter.
Angela " OMG my feeets are sooooo colddd!!!! ð
Rob " don't worry, I have some Feety Heetys for you!!!
When you miss spending time with gypsy the dog princess.
Robert " yoooo Ang, where you at? I'm starting to miss gypsy so much I'm waking up with a GYPSYOVER! I have chippppps!"