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A beautiful peacock that will ultimately distract you from whatever it is you had planned.
Robert " hey, where did Anatoli & Lisa go? It's lunchtime and the food is hot n ready!"
Angela " I think they are the petting zoo getting distracted by the ð chicken!"
A teacher sized glass of wine usually consisting of 750ml of delectable grapey goodness
Rob "yoooo Angie, how was your day?"
Angie "let's just say I may need an Anglass of wine, quite possibly 2"
Rob "isn't that a bottle tho?"
Angie" SHUT UP!"
When you aren't getting any action at home from your wife, so you decide to prey on a broken soul for your own self gratification.
Steve " yo! I heard Gary ain't gettin any at home!!!"
Sarah " yeah, Gary pulled agrenny and and put his pecker where he wasn't supposed to. Grade A dirtbag!"
When you get sooo deep into cutwater tequila Marg's that you have no clue where you're heading or where you've been
Robert "yo man, I got into them tequila Marg's last nite, I was cuttin water!!!!"
Angela " can I get 2 too ð"
The act of creeping someone on LinkedIn to see if they're smokin hot.
R. Westbrook " duuude, bro, did you see that girl that came in for the interview this AM?!?! She was a smokeshow.
Marc A. Charlebois " damn, I missed her. I guess I'll just LinkedIn'r to scope her out!