Rhino Fudger

A homosexual who likes to get on all fours, fix a strap on to his forehead and charge the dildo aggressively into another mans anus.

Dad: How was your first day at school son?

Son: I fucking hated it. All the guys in my class are definitely rhino fudgers.

Korean Beef Queef

A fabled angelic sound, that causes your heart to instantaneously explode when ejecting your cock from a Korean hooker.

The legendary Australian cricketer knew he fucked up, when he heard the beautiful, but fatal sound, of the Korean Beef Queef.

Poogasm

An unexpected male ejaculation during a poop.

Often the result of pressure being applied to the prostate from intense pushing, followed by the eventual constipation relief.

Rufus: “Dude, you were in there a long time and you look exhausted, everything OK?”

Doug: “yeah all good now bro, I was really struggling at first but then I just gave it one final push and boom! it must have snagged my G-spot or something on the way out as I had a huge poogasm!