Idolatrine

A song by the swedish band Ghost. A portmanteau of idolatry + latrine. Religion = shit, it seems;)

Idolatrine for the imbeciles
Idolatrine for the debils and the simpletons
Disciples of the watch awaits at my command

Bon appétit!

Have a nice shag!

Bon appétit folks! Bon appétit!!

Tittotaller

A heterosexual person.

Nah, I`m good. I`m a tittotaller today.

Debriefing

The act of taking off one`s briefs and/or having sex.

A little debriefing is due.

Greatest tits

A compilation of the greatest hits. Usually of a sassiest and classiest chick of a pop singer. Crème de la crème of pop stardom.

E.g. Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Madonna, Whitney Houston, et al.

Man do I luv that Greatest tits compilation by the Queen of Sass ( Mariah Carey).

Blancmange

A sexually inept person.

- Dude, he`s such a blancmange. I`ve been whisky-dicked.

- Whisky be damned! He`s a dick alright.

2👍 1👎

pornicious

Masturbating to porn.

I`m feeling a bit pornicious today.