Lisa

A Lisa seems like a normal girl that doesn't shower enough or keep her car clean. Beneath her probably stained hipster dress is her crusty vagina & uneven saggy breasts. The type of girl that can't even get the boyfriend she stole hard. A Lisa is basically the most basic bitch slut on the planet.

I would go hit on that girl because she looks easy, but she looks like a Lisa. So she probably smells like PBR & roadkill.

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speedo

Slang for any jock, especially on the swim team, for various reasons.

"Let's piss off the speedos and put jello in the pool."

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