Pussy Pouch

A purse worn around the lower waist by members of the male sex, also known as a Fanny Pack or "man-purse.

It's hard to look manly while sporting that pussy pouch.

ass-dump

a total waste of space or time; lacking any worth or meaning

"Everything that comes out of that guy's mouth is total ass dump." or "That person can't seem to do anything right, what an ass-dump!