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The most beautiful girl in the world. Someone you can always turn to for help or for a good talk. Someone easy to fall in love with and want to live the rest of your years with.
A: Wow, she's the most beautiful girl i've ever seen. She must be Skye.
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Jane: You have a buttlet, does that mean your baby will get one too?
Mary Anne: No jane! they have a buttletling.
An unintelligent individual who excuses their homophobia by making up their own sexuality that is represented by the porn hub colour scheme.
A: "wow, they're really hot!"
B: "Actually, they're trans so they are not someone I want to date. I'm transphobic-- I mean super straight and I only date real wo-"
*gunshots*
B: XP
A: :D
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When you get stuck under a space ship.
"oh no im flogged!" said the man who had gotten stuck under a spaceship.