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National breathing day

November 25 is national breathing day. It is right before thanksgiving so that you can get enough air before you stuff your mouths with food.

“Hey Martha, don’t forget that tomorrow is national breathing day, so you can get all that air before thanksgiving

by MaddoxMyle November 8, 2021


January 16

national "tell your friend you pick on you love them/you care for them" day

many friends are picked on everyday. today lets change

You: hey bro, ily :)
bro: why are you being nice to be tf
you: its national "be nice to your picked on friend" day
bro: oh ofc it is, this would've never happened if it wasn't January 16th

by MaddoxMyle May 26, 2021


gabagooed

the term for when a female cummed

o-oh shit babe, i gabagooed

by MaddoxMyle May 19, 2021