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Receiving a hand job in lieu of your regular and predictable saturday night sex romp. This can go either way.
"...dang if i didn't have to work the late shift so i had to give Glenn a Saturday Night Fiver.....i need a new job......My wife's folks were over and instead of our usual saturday night fuckfest i had to take her to the right had disco for a Saturday Night Fiver.
10π 5π
You might have to be in California to appreciate this but when you get woken up by and earthquake and you both are so nervous and innervated that all you can do it have sex.
"I was sleeping so well then the freakish earthquake came.. I had to wake Mitchell up to get some quakeup sex just to get back to sleep...
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You might have to be in California to appreciate this but when you get woken up by and earthquake and you both are so nervous and innervated that all you can do it have sex.
"I was sleeping so well then the freakish earthquake came.. I had to wake Mitchell up to get some quakeup sex just to get back to sleep...
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While engaging in anal sex the male strikes the woman firmly and unannounced to the back of the head, this may cause an involuntary vagal nerve response of contractions most likely from both shock and the blow. this is a hard to research myth or legend that seems to have a life of its own. i think this is a poorly thought out act and potentially risky. it happened to me and i think it was the anticipatory build up that gave him the big orgasm. I had something like a dictal event.
" yah out of the blue i Fed Ex'd Maddy a donkey punch.. she went like ULLK...and twitched ...it freaking took her like 30 minutes to rewire..
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when you are sleeping over but find your self having sex with some member of the household.
i did a sleep over at Stephanies.....but when i saw her brother i knew i would be having my own sleep under...damn..i was lucky she was asleep or she would have(box locked) me..
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A FUD is what can only be politely called a disaster of epic dimensions. It's when a soon to be former friend arranges for you to meet a really sweet, great guy or gal who for what soon become abundantly obvious reasons is off the market. You then find your self on a FUD.
"so its Christmas and you know how wicked the punch always it at Brenda's party when she snares me into meeting of all people her ex..any how before i could make it to the bathroom she suggested..that we go to a play..and that is now i got that FUD...and it was very fudded up."
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A person who has an insatiable lust for lactation and gives you no rest if you are nursing. This can include coworkers and friends boyfriends.They are fiends for it. But you can also make them crawl through broken glass for it....
God my husband locked on my breasts like Lacula..
" I vant to drenk your milk...........!"
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