Zompacalypse

The inevitable destruction of humanity via zombie uprising.

You'll need a katana if you're to survive the zompacalypse.

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Parkour

A style of movement developed in France to insure that they could flee in any direction, at any time.

No Frenchman that is skilled in Parkour need ever fear capture.

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non-monolacunic

Lacking the ability to be described in one word.

I can't describe that person in one word...they're non-monolacunic.

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Pennis

Pennis (pronounced pin-iss) is a shorter version of a penis, as indicated by a short E sound, as opposed to the long E.

Man, I'd totally rock that chick's world, if I didn't have this damned pennis. Guess I'll have to make due, though...BARTENDER! Send that girl 26 shots of Jager, quick like a bunny!

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iLaff

Replacement for the standard texting "LOL", inspired by the iPod and iPhone trend.

ZOMG, Ur 2 funny! iLaff!

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glock block

When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.

Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...

Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!

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Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.

Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...

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