May

All of May you are NOT allowed to wear make up. If you decide to disobey this rule a guy has permission to slap your ass. SO DONT WEAR MAKE UP!!!

Cameron: Maggie are you wearing makeup?
Maggie: YES!!!
Cameron: *SLAPS Maggie’s ass*
Maggie: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Cameron: Because it’s MAY and you are wearing makeup

Donald John Trump

Trump is a 74 year old white man who was the president of the United States from 2017 to 2021. Trump is racists, sexist, ageist, he does not support LGBTQ+ members, he almost started world war lll And lets not forget he r*ped girls and woman, witch is not ok

Someone: "i support trump"

Me: "DON'T"
Me: "Donald John Trump is not a good man"

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December

It’s NO cuddling December. All of December you are not aloud to cuddle with ANYONE.

Bf: hey babe do you want to cuddle?
Gf: we can’t cuddle it December

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December 5th

December 5th is bestie day. It’s day where you spend all your time with your bestie

Bf: Babe do you want to hang out today?
Gf: no I am hangout with my bestie, because it’s December 5th