screw the pooch

When management of a venture-backed company miss their numbers.

Molly Ashby always loved the opportunity to tell her fellow board members that management screwed the pooch last quarter; Brian Watson creamed his pants when she said that.

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grundle butter

An unfortunate gelatinous sweaty buildup on the grundle (which is the hair and area between your genitals and arse-hole).

I pulled off my jock and found a pat of grundle butter on it.

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prunani

An old, dried up punani (SEE Definition for "punani")

That dumb loud mouth Sharon Stone agreed to do the sequel for Basic Instinct; let's hope we don't have a redux of the crotch shot where she reveals her prunani in the interrogation room 14 years after the first time.

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bradifer

Just like "bennifer" except that the culprits are Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston.

See definition for "bennifer."

See definition for "brannifer."

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hooah

How kids in Brooklyn, New York pronounce the word "whore."

You mother is a fucking dirty hooah.

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