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The art of having sex with a woman on her period and than plowing her in the ass.
My girlfriend was on the rag last night, so I had to perform the Rusty tractor. It was a mess!!
When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"
I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.
When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick
That dude has a floppy donkey!
Hey buddy, how is your Ding Ding after you took it to Slap Mountain?
When you fuck your wife in the ass and than immediately pull out, stick your cock in her mouth, than back in the butt, than back in the mouth!
Hey guys! I did the butt-mouth, butt-mouth, butt-mouth DONE last night with the wife!
A Blowjob represented by the 2nd letter B and 10th letter J, of the alphabet.
It was 2:10 in the afternoon and my wife called out to me in the yard "Honey its 2:10, please come im for your complimentary blowjob"! I got a 210 last night for my birthday!