Lizzy

Stupid enough to believe that clay pigeons are legitimately pigeons, that fly, made of clay. Constantly makes awful jokes over and over again. I guess she's nice tho and sometimes, very rarely, funny. Also she has a bonkers friend called Maddie who has an infatuation with fruit and somehow always manages to get in trouble for the stupidest shite (she's also nice)

"Lizzy, clay pigeons aren't actually pigeons"
She replies

"Really?" "Omg, I actually thought they were Omg"