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Bum sole

When pedofilic crossguards kick school childrens butts, they get booty particles stuck on their shoes. When the police/Chris Hansen track down pedos, they check the shoes for a bum sole. Because of this, you can see pedos lick their feet because it is a habit for them to lick the bum sole off of shoes.

Crossguard 1: How much more bum sole is on my shoes?
Crossguard 2: Depends on how many children you molested.
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat right over there?

by Magadder100123 May 2, 2018


Jabingies

ja•bin•gies

Jabingies are the the word for female breasts, commonly used in Indian Villages. When a word for boobies was not known, men usually asked village women to show their jabingies. Although the singular form is jabingy, you usually refer to them in their plural form, jabingies.

Akshay: Hey, Priyanka you have some nice Jabingies
Priyanka: Oh my god, Akshay, you pervert. Quit staring at my jabingies!
Akshay: But Priyanka, your jabingies are so inviting, please show my your jabingies. I want to touch them.
Priyanka: Grrrr...stop getting so excited Akshay

by Magadder100123 February 3, 2021